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Janet Jackson's Breast Walks

Janet Jackson's Breast Walks

Monday, July 21, 2008, will be remembered as the day activist federal judges decided it was okay to force-feed pornography into the minds of elementary school children. The Third Circuit Court of Appeals threw out a ...

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World Champion

World Champion

‘You’re still boxing, right?” “Yeah,” K.J. Noons says. “I’ve got two contracts: Gary [Gary Shaw Productions], with his boxing, and then EliteXC [Elite Xtreme Combat], CBS, and all that stuff.” Noons is the EliteXC Lightweight ...

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Cashing In

Cashing In

It’s been a busy sports morning, checking the Internet for news about A-Rod and Madonna, Cynthia (Mrs. A-Rod), and Lenny (Mrs. A-Rod’s special friend). Inevitably one is drawn into the topic of cashing in. Cynthia ...

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July 4 Edition

July 4 Edition

Letter from John Adams to his daughter Abigail “Nabby” Adams: Philadelphia, July 5th, 1777 My dear Daughter, Yesterday, being the anniversary of American Independence, was ... More Post a comment

Olympics Loophole

Olympics Loophole

I am at a table in a Chinese restaurant, inside a Chinese shopping center. Both entities are crowded with Chinese shoppers. Opposite is Todd Anderson, ... More Post a comment

Sui Generis

Sui Generis

Greg Budney is curator at Macaulay Library of Natural Sounds (Cornell University). Among birders, this is authentic fame, as good as it gets. He’s been ... More Post a comment

U.S. Open Edition

U.S. Open Edition

‘Actually, I’m walking the golf course right now. Give me a call around 7:00 or 7:30 tonight.” That’s Craig Barlow, professional golfer, scouting Torrey Pines ... More Post a comment

Uneasy Lies the Head...

Uneasy Lies the Head...

Bottom line, David Stern got the finals he needed — Lakers vs. Celtics — and people are watching. Mediaweek reports fat times in NBA World, ... More Comments (2)

Scorecard

Scorecard

Unlike corporate sportswriters, the Box owns its preseason baseball predictions and is unafraid to review them in the public square. Kindly stay behind the yellow ... More Post a comment

Alaska Football Edition

Alaska Football Edition

Wrapping up farewell visit to Fairbanks, Alaska, my hometown for 25 years. I have coffee and this morning’s Fairbanks Daily News-Miner in hand. There’s an ... More Post a comment

One Last Look

One Last Look

Three o’clock in the morning. Looking out a second-story bedroom window. This is the Charlie Simmons/Sheree Dohner once-abandoned barn, now, after more work than I ... More Comment (1)

White Crane Spreads Its Wings Four Years Later

White Crane Spreads Its Wings Four Years Later

I began tai chi lessons in February 2004. Since there is nothing in my past that would foreshadow an interest in tai chi as opposed ... More Comment (1)

Derbytime

Derbytime

For those who do not follow horse racing, and that’s 98 percent of the population, I should explain that Derbytime refers to the Kentucky Derby ... More Comment (1)

Bob Mitchell

Bob Mitchell

I got a call Saturday night from a man whose name I didn’t remember, but someone who remembered me and had the kindness to telephone ... More Comments (5)

Family Motorsports

Family Motorsports

I figured it was a George Bush thing, his idea of public service. No matter how sordid your disgrace is, how incompetent you are, no ... More Post a comment

Two for You

Two for You

Occasionally, the Box offers a sports movie review. Leatherheads opened Friday and this time I invited a genuine movie reviewer along. The idea is to ... More Post a comment

Baseball Preview Edition

Baseball Preview Edition

The Box, seeking a measured tone, likes to have opening-day jitters out of the way before offering season predictions. All right then, listen up. One ... More Post a comment

Crazy

Crazy

People fall in love. They fall in love with other people, with their pets, with the city they live in (or the city they don’t ... More Comment (1)

March Madness for Newbies

March Madness for Newbies

This column is for once-a-year college-basketball consumers. The NCAA men’s basketball tournament is going to run for the next 18 days, and it’s possible to ... More Post a comment

Long Ago and Far Away

Long Ago and Far Away

My connection to gymnastics is watching a 14-year-old Bulgarian girl do backflips once every four years. Turns out, I’m not the only one. I found ... More Post a comment

Free Michelle Wie, Part 2

Free Michelle Wie, Part 2

We were talking about Michelle Wie, who was The Next Big Thing in women’s golf at the age of 10, and now, at 18, is ... More Comment (1)

Free Michelle Wie

Free Michelle Wie

I wrote this in October 2005: “The thing about the future is, nobody knows what will happen. So, we don’t know what will happen to ... More Post a comment

An Excellent Look

An Excellent Look

Annoying clock buzz. It’s 3:30 a.m. and hunting-trip dark outside. Get up, shower, make lunch, make coffee for the thermos, pack gear. This is my ... More Comment (1)

Motor Sports

Motor Sports

NASCAR revs up on Sunday ($89 for a DirecTV season sub) with their biggest race of the year, the Daytona 500. And you know what ... More Post a comment

Valentine's Day Column

Valentine's Day Column

This morning I mailed a Valentine’s Day card to a woman I haven’t seen or talked to in 40 years. I added a personalized inscription, ... More Comment (1)

I've Invited Osama bin Laden to My Party

I've Invited Osama bin Laden to My Party

The AP headline reads, “Super Bowl a magnet for prostitutes.” Phoenix police sergeant Joel Tranter explains that Phoenix PD and FBI “are going to go ... More Post a comment

Super Bowl Preview Edition

Super Bowl Preview Edition

Time to get your seat on the bandwagon, and I would claim mine, except I don’t see why this New England/New York Giants Super Bowl ... More Post a comment

Why the Chargers Will Beat the Pats and...

Why the Chargers Will Beat the Pats and...

…destroy their perfection, thereby establishing athletic dominion over the continent, AFC-wise, and, at the same time, crush the hopes of little boys and girls living ... More Post a comment

He's Going All In

He's Going All In

This started with Brian McNamee saying he injected Roger Clemens with steroids and human growth hormone from 1998 to 2001. Fast forward to Monday, the ... More Post a comment

Sport Year in Preview

Sport Year in Preview

The Box is nothing if not forward thinking. Who cares about “Sports Year in Review” rehash stories? Not me. Not you. Stories about the past ... More Post a comment

Sportsman of the Year

Sportsman of the Year

The Box would like to award its Sportsman of the Year trophy. Regulars will recall that the trophy is a handsome bronze statue depicting a ... More Post a comment

Sporting Box

Sporting Box

Remember when the Patriots were the baddest team in the NFL? They'd come to your town, trample small children on their way to the gridiron, ... More Post a comment

Sporting Box

Sporting Box

Some leaves have fallen off some trees, temperatures have sunk below 50 degrees, and Fashion Valley Mall is open an extra hour in the evenings. ... More Post a comment

Didn't Missa Thing

Didn't Missa Thing

Here's the setup... I played duplicate bridge in Fairbanks, Alaska, in 1966. Games were played in the Tiki Cove, otherwise known as the basement of ... More Post a comment

The Long Way Around

The Long Way Around

It's given that anyone who takes the Chargers head-coach job assures himself of temporary employment and a downhill NFL career path. Go back 20 years ... More Post a comment

Beginner's Eyes

At the Sacramento National Wildlife Refuge Complex in Willows. Sound comes at you from the sunset, underneath the dome of an aqua-blue sky, the blue ... More Post a comment

Congrats

Congrats

Small-college sports don't get enough press, fans, or money. This is probably a good thing; relative poverty is a powerful tool for keeping sports as ... More Post a comment

Not A Chargers Column

Not A Chargers Column

I nod toward the refrigerator, call out, "No food, bucko." Frank turns around, disappointed. I pour two cups of coffee, hand one to guest, take ... More Post a comment

A Set of Six

A Set of Six

When I was six years old, my favorite sport was playing badminton with my mother. This was 1950s America, so she took care of her ... More Post a comment

Play Ball

Play Ball

The count is 400 square miles as of Tuesday morning and 1000 homes destroyed. I've been following the fire of '07 by way of San ... More Post a comment

Push When You're Hot

Push When You're Hot

October 1 seems like a long time ago. Two and one half weeks is one way of calculating. Or, you could say it's a previous ... More Post a comment

USD Football Coach Makes Good

USD Football Coach Makes Good

Watching the USC/Stanford game on Versus. The spread is 40 1/2 in most of Vegas, 41 at Stations. Over/under is 57 1/2 in Nevada, 58 ... More Post a comment

Who Would You Fire?

Who Would You Fire?

'Kill them all, God will know his own." There are several versions of this quote -- I like this one. It was spoken in 1209, ... More Post a comment

Greed Death March

They've risen from the sewers and they're back on TV, the walking undead from O.J.'s 1995 murder trial. And they're still hungry, still greedy, still ... More Post a comment

Somewhere Marty Is Laughing

Happily, I got the "Norv Is a Hack" column out of the way before the NFL season started, so I can say "Norv Is a ... More Post a comment

The Sport Of Love

The phone rings, I pick up, Dorothy Giliam says, "Hello." "Dorothy, been a long time. How are you?" UNLV, 1969 "I'm good," Dorothy says. "I ... More Post a comment

Chargers Preview Edition

Before we get to the Chargers, I should note Division II dwelling Appalachian State and its convincing 34-32 victory over nationally ranked (number 5) Division ... More Post a comment

Michael Vick Is A Monster

On Monday, Michael Vick pleaded guilty to one count of "conspiracy to travel in interstate commerce in aid of unlawful activities and to sponsor a ... More Post a comment

FedEx Cup. Round One.

Congratulations to professional golfer Brandt Snedeker, who won the Wyndham Championship on Sunday with a stunning two-point victory over the field. Perhaps I should make ... More Post a comment

Battle Bowl 6

This is where it started: minorleaguefootballnews.com. I read, "The 4th Annual 'Hall of Fame' All-Star game is Saturday, December 8, 2007, 3:00 p.m., at Virgin ... More Post a comment

Abandoned Stories

Lately, some national sports stories have fallen off the table. For instance, what happened to Floyd Landis? Where's Ricky Williams? And, what's up with the ... More Post a comment

Young Barry Bonds

Not much I can do about this. The stars in baseball heaven have aligned with Mars, and with Saturn, while a blue moon hovers off ... More Post a comment

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